07 May 2018

40 is the new late-onset puberty

Yep. I was born in 1978.

In 1977, my mom ordered me from The Internet, like so:

Although I’m all good with my age, sometimes I see photos of myself and am surprised at what I look like.

Thanks obamak52.

28 April 2018

Trying this new blogging app

.....so far, so good! Thanks for the suggestion, Joe! Hopefully this app (BlogTouchPro) will help me get back into the swing of blogging. 

For now, look at my new bike! I never thought I’d find love again, but here I am in love with a Breezer Uptown EX. 🤪

I took it on its maiden voyage to do a bit of weeding at my community garden plot and made it home just before the rain. The photo below isn’t my plot, just showing how lush and green it is in Eugene. 

29 March 2018

tap, tap, tap...is this thing on?

Hi all!

I'm still alive. I never post anymore because Blogger doesn't have an app to post from my phone. Does anyone know if there is an iphone app for Blogger?


05 July 2017

(Why did I ever post this?)

Firework mania over here, but the majority sound professional. 

Earlier I was all, "Nico's too old and deaf for fireworks."

And then I was all, "she's totally freaking out man!" But then we went outside and came back in, and as it turns out, Nico just had to poop real bad.

She's sleeping now and for me, fireworks + train horns are interrupting Svengoolie while I wait for pot pie to cool.


21 May 2017

13 March 2017

I visited a dermatologist today

He was an old man. A very smart old man. Very smart. Older than me, twice my age, in fact.

His assistant asked me to strip down to my load-bearing navy blue bra and totally-not-matching neon orange granny-panties, but also, cover my skivvies in a paper poncho and paper wrap-around skirt.

He looked at the weird mole on my calf, gave me an analogy that began with, "I'll use bug bites as an example since you have a few bug bites on your leg," then explained my suddenly-bleeding mole as a combo of nbd/aging/genetics. He sent me home with a pamphlet about Common Growths.

Today was a good day.

4.7 out of 5 stars.

-.3 stars because I could tell he's a leg guy. Tone it down a notch.

09 February 2017

Mexico Day One: Guadalajara 


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