01 November 2007

Funny Stuff, Man

At this very moment, someone in the world is sporting a T-shirt that says, "Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten."

Turns out, they're wrong.
The saying should read something like this:

Every time you masturbate,
you will be rewarded with a 3 Musketeers candy bar.

The Whack-A-Cock Masturbatory Advent Calendar (WAC-MAC) is one of the funniest things I've seen in quite a while. Thanks, Mental Poo! You've made my day!


  1. Hmm. I think I've been inadvertently been following the same plan for years.

  2. Hey! Thanks for the Kudos!

    ..wait..isn't that a candy bar, too?

    This is turning into an exercise in marketing genius.



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