Thank you, Dwight, for this awesome idea. If it weren’t for you, I’d still think I’m writing at an idiot’s level. As it turns out, my blog’s readability level is genius!
That’s right, genius! I couldn’t believe it either, so I did the test twice and both times it came up genius.
After the shock wore off, one thought popped into my mind:
I’m wearing my underwear inside out.
I know it sounds a little weird, but I was. Sure, tomorrow I’ll remember to check and put them on correctly. But give me about two weeks and I’ll make a trip to the loo only to discover my panties are inside out. Again.
Do genius writers occasionally wear their panties inside out? It appears to be some sort of oxy-moron, like, “If you’re such a genius, why can’t you put your underwear on the right way?”