You’re probably not wondering what has become of me since being named Local Blog O’ the Week.
You: But why would you say such a thing?
Me: DuuUUuuhh. I don’t think enough people cared for it to put a dent in my fifteen minutes of fame.
But really, what did I expect?
---Fame and fortune? (Yes and yes.)
---Sex, drugs, and rock & roll? (Yes, yes, and yes & yes.)
I didn’t get any of that.
I didn’t even get 72 virgins.
Sure, I battled the devil and kicked his ass on my very first try. But that’s a whole other skillz set.
All I got out of the experience was an f-word explosion followed by a short-lived ego boost and this lousy t-shirt.