16 December 2007

The Aftermath

You’re probably not wondering what has become of me since being named Local Blog O’ the Week.

You: But why would you say such a thing?

Me: DuuUUuuhh. I don’t think enough people cared for it to put a dent in my fifteen minutes of fame.

But really, what did I expect?

---Fame and fortune? (Yes and yes.)

---Sex, drugs, and rock & roll? (Yes, yes, and yes & yes.)

I didn’t get any of that.

I didn’t even get 72 virgins.

Sure, I battled the devil and kicked his ass on my very first try. But that’s a whole other skillz set.

All I got out of the experience was an f-word explosion followed by a short-lived ego boost and this lousy t-shirt.

9 comments:

  1. At least you got a t-shirt.

    I got a thong with a whole in it.

    All my junk hangs out.

    I'll send you pictures.

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  2. I think that's called a crotchless thong.

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  3. Hahahahaha...i try to find same things with the blog but i didn't hahahahaha

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  4. Ok, now i try to explain to you my blog's post: the first photo is a pic that i took more than 6 years ago with my three best friends, i've write a thing like this: "we were young and silly, now the things are changed, we aren't still young" :)
    The second is a pic of me took in the august of 2006 at one marriage celebration, i've write that i'm good to seem how i'm not :P
    The third pic is my gf's eye and i've write that is my personal ocean where i love to wreck.
    The fourth is a pic of me with one great italian bookwriter: Stefano Benni.
    The fifth is a pic of a wonderful italian singer and songwriter, is name was Fabrizio De Andrè.
    Hope that you have understand me :)

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  5. Yay for victories, the virgins are extra. :)
    Good for you honestly. Keep up the blog.

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  6. (In my best Mr. Miyagi voice)

    Thank you, Tojosan.

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