I've been getting a lot of hits lately (and by a lot, I mean like one every few days) for Spaghetti in a Coffee Pot.
After months of this nonsense, I had to search for it myself and it turns out, there's some dude named Jacob Kurtz in Houston who's like a full-on dorm chef. Oh yeah, this cat is talented. He totally makes homestyle Spaghetti using fresh veggies, canned sauce, noodles (for obvious reasons), a microwave and coffee pot.
You're bad ass.
You're like the Rachel Ray for people who don't have access to a normal kitchen.
One tip: when adding fresh veggies to canned sauce, add just a tablespoon or two of flour to the sauce (before it's hot) to thicken. Because I hate watery sauce. So if you try to give me watery sauce I'll give you an Indian burn, Swirley, or Monkey Punch. Choose your poison. But you've been warned.
And wait until you see him grilling a sandwich using nothing but an iron. I don't even own an iron for clothes-ironing purposes, let alone for food-ironing purposes.
This dude is all hi-tech and stuff.