That changes everything.
Houston, we have a party!
Hey Courtney, there's that gay tortoise sex you were interested in. (It's not what you think people. I'm referring to her comment on my last post.)
This fun moment occurred in the Reptile Gardens outside of Hill City, SD. Soon after we came into the tortoise area, we spied these two love birds getting frisky. I thought to myself, "huh huh. Turtle sex." Then I thought, "Hey man, aren't these things like 120 years old? We're watching old people sex. Ew."
Once the excitement wore off, I asked the
That does it. Now she's got me curious.
Me: So, um, how exactly do you know they're doing it for fun and not doing it for baby making purposes?
Her: They're all boys.
Me: That rules out the "baby making" theory.
Her: Oh yeah, they do it all the time.
Listening to: NIL8 - Apocalypse Man
Update: ~static~ left a comment that made me think I should clarify ...
I support gays. I don't want someone to ever read this and think I'm gay-bashing in any way, shape or form. I have family and friends who are gay, I go to gay bars with them and ya know, I think every open minded person should experience a drag show at least once. It's a fabulous time.