17 September 2008

The fart heard next door

James' uncle is staying with us for a few days before those two head off to Chicago. We've never had company before because, well, we just moved in.

Sometime before seven this morning, I heard a distant fart.

I said to James, "Was that Mike?"

James said nothing because he was thinking, "Obviously."

Mike answered my question, "Yes."

Pause.

I don't even know how to respond to this situation, especially since I was giggling.

Mike says, "Good Morning."

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Listening to: the dishwasher
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7 comments:

  1. At least he didn't hear you having sex.

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  2. that could be one of the funniest things i've read on your site. . . and trust me, you make me laugh often. seriously a lot. for real, dude.

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  3. It could have been the dog....Maggie farts so often and loud it wakes her up from a dead sleep. :)

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  4. Oh my god. That's hysterical!

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  5. Too funny. Apparently your new house has thin walls. Note to self for later :)

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  6. Who isn't a little gassy in the morning? Although, I've always been labeled as "the gassy one". I have a nickname that Jake has given me and I would be mortified if he ever used it in public.

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