Is your second toe longer than your first? No, but I can pinch with my toes. Watch out!
Do you have a favorite type of pen? Gel pens for writing; Ball point for doodling and drawing.
Look at your planner for March 14, what are you doing? I don't have a planner and I don't have a plan. But my Aunt's birthday is then, so I'll probably get in touch with her that day.
What color are your toenails usually? Toenail color; right now I am sporting leftover-red from Halloween
What was the last thing you highlighted? My hair - Hot Hot Pink
What color are your bedroom curtains? I actually don't have a bedroom at this time.
What color are the seats in your car? Grey or Gray. I can never remember how to spell it.
Have you ever had a black and white cat? Nope; well, Goliath was mostly black and white, but also other colors
What is the last thing you put a stamp on? an envelope... where else do stamps go?
Do you know anyone who lives in Wyoming? I wish I lived in Wyoming. It is bee-you-tee-full
Why did you withdraw cash from the ATM the last time? Because I wanted money, fucking duh.
Who is the last baby that you held? My aunt's boyfriend's daughter's baby, Lilly.
Do you know of any twins with rhyming names? unfortunately, no
Do you like Cinnamon toothpaste? only if I'm not going to use mouthwash afterward
What kind of car were you driving 2 years ago? the same car I have now - '04 mustang
Pick one: Miami Hurricanes or Florida Gators. fuck 'em both
Last time you went to Six Flags? the last day they were open for this season (thank you, Terra)
Do you have any wallpaper in your house? I don't have a place of my own
Closest thing to you that is yellow: dying flowers
Last person to give you a business card? the dude at the stereo place
Who is the last person you wrote a check to? fuck if I know
Closest framed picture to you? a black/white old school photo of a random crowd
Last time you had someone cook for you? Last night, actually. Granted, he was cooking for four others and I got a last minute invite, but still, I wasn't the cook
Have you ever applied for welfare? No
How many emails do you have? read or unread?
Last time you received flowers/flower? virtual flowers or real ones?
Do you think the sanctity of marriage is meant for only a man & woman? no, it's for two people that love each other!!!
What are you listening to right now? bar music
Do you play air guitar? no, but I play Guitar Hero when it is available
Do you have any Willow Tree figurines? what. the. fuck. is a willow tree figure?
What is your high school's rival mascot? fuck if I know; that was forever-ago
Who is the last person you talked to from high school? Jill
Last time you used hand sanitizer? I wash my hands in lieu of hand sanitazation
Would you like to learn to play the drums? no, yes, maybe; I'd rather play guitar
What color are the blinds in your living room? I don't have a living room of my own
What is in your inbox at work? n/a
Last thing you read in the newspaper? I haven't looked at a newspaper lately
What was the last pageant you attended? Come to think of it - it was some sort of Drag Queen Pageant near Tacoma, WA a few years ago.
What is the last place you bought pizza from? The grocery store
Have you ever worn a crown? Kind of, it was more like a clip though
What is the last thing you stapled? papers together
Did you ever drink clear Pepsi? hell no; fuck all that noise
Are you ticklish? I can be. I can also be punch-you-in-the-face-ish if you try to tickle me, Elmo.
Last time you saw fireworks? 4 July 08
Last time you had a Krispy Kreme doughnut? dunno, Krispy Kreme sucks donkey balls
Who is the last person that left you a message on your cell? my bro
Last time you parked under a carport? I parked my mom's car under a carport a few weeks ago, does that count?
Do you have a black dog? no - she's blonde
Do you have any pickles in your fridge? No fridge
How long have they been there?? n/a - does that question necessitate two question marks?
Who has the prettiest eyes that you know of? I never notice eyes, but Geoff's answer is BAD ASS: Jnet has awesome eyes (thanks Geoff!)
Last time you saw a semi truck? today
Do you remember Ugly Kid Joe? Unfortunately, yes
Do you have a little black dress? I have two; both are cocktail dresses and sparkley - but different shapes and different looks
Listening to: I wish I knew, but I have no idea - random bar music