How to feel like a loser, in fifty words or less
Step 1: Be unemployed (and broke).
Step 2: Spend three months responding to job ads.
Step 3: Rarely get a response and if you do, have it be from someone trying to sell you something.
Step 4: Repeat steps one, two and three.
ADVICE WANTED!!!
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Listening to: Man Man – Poor Jackie Jeannette-E
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Maybe you should churn butter.
@Geoff
Again, with the pressure to follow your footsteps into a fantastic, but short-lived, career in the butter making industry.
I have no advise, being terminally unemployable myself.
At least you could make your own butter and save some cash.
You haven't lived until you've been elbows deep in butter I tell ya.
I'm guessing you've tried the Monster and STLJobs websites? Send me your resume, and I'll see if anyone is hiring.
As a contractor I am not so experienced with the getting permanent employment thing. I've plenty of practice getting work, but not so much lately getting permanent employment.
However, I could teach you how to optimize (as in for search engines) any online resumes you have posted. Email me if interested.