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How to feel like a loser, in fifty words or less

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Step 1: Be unemployed (and broke).

Step 2: Spend three months responding to job ads.

Step 3: Rarely get a response and if you do, have it be from someone trying to sell you something.

Step 4: Repeat steps one, two and three.


ADVICE WANTED!!!

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Listening to: Man Man – Poor Jackie Jeannette-E
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6 Responses on "How to feel like a loser, in fifty words or less"

  1. Geoff says:

    Maybe you should churn butter.

    @Geoff

    Again, with the pressure to follow your footsteps into a fantastic, but short-lived, career in the butter making industry.

    Robin says:

    I have no advise, being terminally unemployable myself.

    At least you could make your own butter and save some cash.

    Geoff says:

    You haven't lived until you've been elbows deep in butter I tell ya.

    Kim says:

    I'm guessing you've tried the Monster and STLJobs websites? Send me your resume, and I'll see if anyone is hiring.

    Jaelithe says:

    As a contractor I am not so experienced with the getting permanent employment thing. I've plenty of practice getting work, but not so much lately getting permanent employment.

    However, I could teach you how to optimize (as in for search engines) any online resumes you have posted. Email me if interested.