22 January 2009

How to feel like a loser, in fifty words or less

Step 1: Be unemployed (and broke).

Step 2: Spend three months responding to job ads.

Step 3: Rarely get a response and if you do, have it be from someone trying to sell you something.

Step 4: Repeat steps one, two and three.


ADVICE WANTED!!!

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Listening to: Man Man – Poor Jackie Jeannette-E
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The time is now 5:10 PM
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6 Sweet Comments:

  1. Maybe you should churn butter.
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  2. @Geoff

    Again, with the pressure to follow your footsteps into a fantastic, but short-lived, career in the butter making industry.
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  3. I have no advise, being terminally unemployable myself.

    At least you could make your own butter and save some cash.
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  4. You haven't lived until you've been elbows deep in butter I tell ya.
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  5. I'm guessing you've tried the Monster and STLJobs websites? Send me your resume, and I'll see if anyone is hiring.
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  6. As a contractor I am not so experienced with the getting permanent employment thing. I've plenty of practice getting work, but not so much lately getting permanent employment.

    However, I could teach you how to optimize (as in for search engines) any online resumes you have posted. Email me if interested.
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