I wanted a snow cone, I swear
In the distance I heard The Ice Cream Man's creepy music and grabbed every dollar I had in preparation for a snow cone. Today is November 21st, so of course he was out of anything snow cone related, had none of the cartoon-character-shaped-with-gumball-eye-balls ice cream and after four times hearing, "I'm out of that," I asked him to point out what he was out of.
Wrong question.
"I'm out of this one, these four, that one, these two, these three ---"
- What DO you have?
"I have one of these, three of these, and two of these."
- You have six total things in stock?
"Yes."
- So what two items can I get with four dollars?
"This."
Watermelon-flavored, (giant) phallic-shaped ice cream thing.
Score.
Let the slurping noises begin.
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Listening to: Wax Tailor - Ungodly Fruit
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Why are so many things phallic shaped? This is truly the one great mysteries of life.
Oh Boy! That looks disgusting but I bet it tasted good.
Things are phallic shaped because they are easy to make.......simple....not so far removed from men (no true offense meant). Imagine how difficult it would to make a popsicle in the shape of a vagina? That would be seriously complex........not so far removed from woman. Plus it would be terribly hard to keep them in stock.