I wanted a snow cone, I swear

In the distance I heard The Ice Cream Man's creepy music and grabbed every dollar I had in preparation for a snow cone. Today is November 21st, so of course he was out of anything snow cone related, had none of the cartoon-character-shaped-with-gumball-eye-balls ice cream and after four times hearing, "I'm out of that," I asked him to point out what he was out of.

Wrong question.

"I'm out of this one, these four, that one, these two, these three ---"

- What DO you have?

"I have one of these, three of these, and two of these."

- You have six total things in stock?

"Yes."

- So what two items can I get with four dollars?

"This."



Watermelon-flavored, (giant) phallic-shaped ice cream thing.

Score.

Let the slurping noises begin.

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Listening to: Wax Tailor - Ungodly Fruit
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