A simple misunderstanding
A couple of weeks ago, one of my friends stopped by after work. When Josh came in, I said something like, "Sorry, I just tracked mud in my apartment."
His response: That's okay, dude. Everyone farts.
Me: Huh?
Josh: You JUST said, "I cracked butt...."
Me: Mud. I tracked mud.
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Listening to: Moros Eros - Pride and Joy
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Received via twitter from @SarahA29: My kid told Santa he wanted white pee pee cream 4 Xmas. Translation took 3 days: Lightning McQueen. Funnier yet when an adult.
http://twitter.com/SarahA29/status/6507271277
I hate when I track mud in my pants... wait...
Wow. Josh was pretty cool about the fart. I hope he was just as cool about you tracking mud.