01 June 2012

I delete numbers

Dear Everyone I've Ever Met My Whole Entire Life,


If we haven't talked in two months, I've deleted your number.

Unless you're really freaking weird and I want to make sure I know who you are when you text me randumb things here and there. I'm talking to you, Mr. Bologna.

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SERIOUSLY DUDE. Balls Deep!?

If there's one thing I've learned over the last several years, it's that I am a weirdo/idiot magnet. If you ask me anything ever, you're probably demented. If you try to talk to me more than once a quarter, there's probably something up with you.

So in the wee hours of last night I got a nice message, which could possibly be creepy, but it seems like an awesome gesture right now because I haven't talked to anyone about it (so my creep-dar is totally off). You're either
A: Someone that I haven't talked to in a few months
B: Someone who got my number via the Internet.

@gizellie This happened in the last 24 hours. The whole thing is very mysterious.

Whoever you are, Mystery Person.....
If we exchanged numbers and I deleted you, I'm not sorry, because we haven't kept in contact; if we don't talk regularly, your number is not in my phone.
If you're just a randumb person who sent me a text, that's cool. Everyone should follow suit.

217.416.2953

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Listening to: Music that my mom will complain about because it sounds like noise (to her, but not me, but that's cool because ya know, we're all different and stuff)
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 Clearly, by the last couple of sentences, everything is cool.

2 comments:

  1. To quote your Dad..... "Turn that shit up!!"

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  2. Balls deep was just his euphemistic way of saying he "really" agreed with whatever you said & or do. Kind of like borderline stalker would be my guess. It isn't something that should be repeated while incarcerated. Because while it may have been a simple platitude, there, it would sound like a request.

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