05 July 2017

(Why did I ever post this?)

Firework mania over here, but the majority sound professional. 

Earlier I was all, "Nico's too old and deaf for fireworks."

And then I was all, "she's totally freaking out man!" But then we went outside and came back in, and as it turns out, Nico just had to poop real bad.

She's sleeping now and for me, fireworks + train horns are interrupting Svengoolie while I wait for pot pie to cool.


21 May 2017

13 March 2017

I visited a dermatologist today

He was an old man. A very smart old man. Very smart. Older than me, twice my age, in fact.

His assistant asked me to strip down to my load-bearing navy blue bra and totally-not-matching neon orange granny-panties, but also, cover my skivvies in a paper poncho and paper wrap-around skirt.

He looked at the weird mole on my calf, gave me an analogy that began with, "I'll use bug bites as an example since you have a few bug bites on your leg," then explained my suddenly-bleeding mole as a combo of nbd/aging/genetics. He sent me home with a pamphlet about Common Growths.

Today was a good day.

4.7 out of 5 stars.

-.3 stars because I could tell he's a leg guy. Tone it down a notch.

09 February 2017

Mexico Day One: Guadalajara 

27 January 2017

Sending the quilted mosaic "Made in China, USA" to its new home! 

I'll miss you!

13 January 2017

Photos on my phone

Double Stuff!

I asked someone to hold my phone while I put on my coat. I found about a dozen photos of my butt, taken within 15 seconds. 

Working on a presentation with Tom. We're looking at a diagram of a fig wasp's life cycle.

Work. The Sales and Buying office is in through the door in the upper left-hand corner.

For the work holiday party, I dressed as Mrs. Claus-ish.

Eugene got a good snow on 7 Jan 2017!

BIG flakes!

Greater than, less than, level one!

The best garlic cheese bread I've ever made!

Haha! Silly signage, those aren't Brussels sprouts!

Hali walking Nico on Christmas.

Who drew this!? Kids are the best.

Fucking rude ass neighborhood dog owners. So much dog shit.

At my massage lady's. She really roughs me up.

Making dinner.

Another rad sign by my landlord. It really is dumb when someone parks in my lot that isn't supposed to - there are signs at every parking space.


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